{"id":9145,"date":"2011-11-22T09:50:00","date_gmt":"2011-11-22T14:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/javiertola.blog\/index.php\/2011\/11\/22\/cuentos-de-hoca\/"},"modified":"2011-11-22T09:50:00","modified_gmt":"2011-11-22T14:50:00","slug":"cuentos-de-hoca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/javiertola.blog\/index.php\/2011\/11\/22\/cuentos-de-hoca\/","title":{"rendered":"Cuentos de Hoca"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/t3.gstatic.com\/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSVox5FBwrx92NAG5CP6MryfKfrgALQwX9QPjN3fOLz1_pHws-C\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" hda=\"true\" src=\"http:\/\/t3.gstatic.com\/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSVox5FBwrx92NAG5CP6MryfKfrgALQwX9QPjN3fOLz1_pHws-C\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: justify;\"><strong><em>Si la monta\u00f1a no viene\ufeff<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n<p>Hoca est\u00e1 presumiendo de ser un santo. Alguien le dasafia a hacer un milagro.<br \/>\nHoca le pregunta: \u00ab\u00a1Qu\u00e9 tipo de milagro?\u00bb. Y el hombre responde :\u00bbHaga que aquella monta\u00f1a venga hacia usted.\u00bb<br \/>\nHoca la llama tres veces:\u00bbVen a m\u00ed, poderosa monta\u00f1a, veeeeeeeen\u00bb Entonces comienza a caminar hacia la monta\u00f1a.<br \/>\nEl hombre le dice: \u00abHoca, la monta\u00f1a no se ha movido ni un mil\u00edmetro.\u00bb<br \/>\nHoca contin\u00faa hacia la monta\u00f1a y le responde: \u00abYo soy muy humilde. Si la monta\u00f1a no viene, yo ir\u00e9 a la monta\u00f1a\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>\n\u00bfLe parece conocido o le suena a algo conocido?<\/p>\n<p>\nY qu\u00e9&#8230;.la misma vaina<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Si la monta\u00f1a no viene\ufeff Hoca est\u00e1 presumiendo de ser un santo. Alguien le dasafia a hacer un milagro. Hoca<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9145","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-javier-tola"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/javiertola.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9145","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/javiertola.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/javiertola.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/javiertola.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/javiertola.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9145"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/javiertola.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9145\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/javiertola.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/javiertola.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/javiertola.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}