{"id":8888,"date":"2012-11-12T08:41:00","date_gmt":"2012-11-12T13:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/javiertola.blog\/index.php\/2012\/11\/12\/lunes-primer-dia-de-la-semana\/"},"modified":"2012-11-12T08:41:00","modified_gmt":"2012-11-12T13:41:00","slug":"lunes-primer-dia-de-la-semana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/javiertola.blog\/index.php\/2012\/11\/12\/lunes-primer-dia-de-la-semana\/","title":{"rendered":"Lunes, primer d\u00eda de la semana"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\">Se\u00f1or Profesor, yo creo que la semana deber\u00eda empezar martes<br \/>\ny convertir el d\u00eda lunes, en un d\u00eda de correcci\u00f3n social. Todo lo feliz que<br \/>\nestuvimos el fin de semana y las primera noticias que lees el d\u00eda lunes, te amargan<br \/>\nla semana.<o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 4pt; text-align: justify;\">\n<o:p><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\">&nbsp;<\/span><\/o:p><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\">En una sola pagina de un diario de formato peque\u00f1o:<o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 4pt; text-align: justify;\">\n<span style=\"font-family: Arial;\">.- Falsa teniente se mete a escuela de la Polic\u00eda.<o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 4pt; text-align: justify;\">\n<span style=\"font-family: Arial;\">.- Celulares y chavetas en la Prisi\u00f3n de Lurigancho<o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 4pt; text-align: justify;\">\n<span style=\"font-family: Arial;\">.- Cami\u00f3n de Prosegur aplasta a dos.<o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 4pt; text-align: justify;\">\n<span style=\"font-family: Arial;\">.- Auto se clava en puerta de ministerio.<o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 4pt; text-align: justify;\">\n<span style=\"font-family: Arial;\">.- Taxista causa s\u00e9xtuple choque.<o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 4pt; text-align: justify;\">\n<span style=\"font-family: Arial;\">.- Fonoavisos; Operaci\u00f3n de nariz. \u00bfDeudas?. Internet<br \/>\nIlimitado (Pago \u00danico). Regulariza tu inmueble. Empresa de transporte necesita<br \/>\nchoferes. Remato suegra con hija incluida. Woman\u2026. te ponemos ricotona pal<br \/>\nverano. Curandero te pone duro pa que funciones largo. Aud\u00edfonos. Compro todo.<br \/>\nAmarres sentimentales. Oratoria\u2026. y consigue chamba. Juan\u2026..vidente ofrece<br \/>\namarres eternos tambi\u00e9n puzanga y burundanga. Cirug\u00eda Pl\u00e1stica\u2026te dejamos<br \/>\nbonito especialidad en travestis. Miramet\u2026 amarro el amor de tu vida sin importar<br \/>\nel sexo y la edad. ADN 100% seguro solo en casos privados 15% descuento. <span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">&nbsp;<\/span><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">&nbsp;<\/span><o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 4pt; text-align: justify;\">\n<o:p><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\">&nbsp;<\/span><\/o:p><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\">Si vemos en internet los mensajes que llegan el fin de<br \/>\nsemana, el que m\u00e1s impacta es el negocio de huevos de tortuga en Costa Rica y<br \/>\nnos decimos CIVILIZADOS\u2026.hijos de malas madres, personas solas, familias con<br \/>\nhijos y no se cuantos desgraciados, recogen en sacos los huevos reci\u00e9n puestos<br \/>\npor la tortugas para venderlos a los hoteles de lujo, dinero f\u00e1cil y r\u00e1pido. Despu\u00e9s<br \/>\nle achacan la desaparici\u00f3n de la tortuga, al cambio de clima \u00bfqu\u00e9 tales mier\u2026\u2026.?<o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 4pt; text-align: justify;\">\n<o:p><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\">&nbsp;<\/span><\/o:p><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\">Y qu\u00e9\u2026la misma vaina<o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-2780iVu3Mb0\/UKD8HAKsbHI\/AAAAAAAABXU\/q0FhL-7nYDE\/s1600\/%21cid_2_1341660813%40web171404_mail_ir2_yahoo.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"212\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-2780iVu3Mb0\/UKD8HAKsbHI\/AAAAAAAABXU\/q0FhL-7nYDE\/s320\/%21cid_2_1341660813%40web171404_mail_ir2_yahoo.jpg?resize=320%2C212\" width=\"320\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-OaFDZXHia4U\/UKD8Kk86urI\/AAAAAAAABXc\/vV6u42WC2vM\/s1600\/%21cid_6_1341660813%40web171404_mail_ir2_yahoo.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"212\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-OaFDZXHia4U\/UKD8Kk86urI\/AAAAAAAABXc\/vV6u42WC2vM\/s320\/%21cid_6_1341660813%40web171404_mail_ir2_yahoo.jpg?resize=320%2C212\" width=\"320\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-qYwGjsWMKjQ\/UKD8NhZz0pI\/AAAAAAAABXk\/LOc1cA4alPY\/s1600\/%21cid_7_1341660813%40web171404_mail_ir2_yahoo.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"224\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-qYwGjsWMKjQ\/UKD8NhZz0pI\/AAAAAAAABXk\/LOc1cA4alPY\/s320\/%21cid_7_1341660813%40web171404_mail_ir2_yahoo.jpg?resize=320%2C224\" width=\"320\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-2fhwrTz2Vwo\/UKD8R0aPlnI\/AAAAAAAABXs\/w1YSUykjYDI\/s1600\/%21cid_9_1341660813%40web171404_mail_ir2_yahoo.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"212\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-2fhwrTz2Vwo\/UKD8R0aPlnI\/AAAAAAAABXs\/w1YSUykjYDI\/s320\/%21cid_9_1341660813%40web171404_mail_ir2_yahoo.jpg?resize=320%2C212\" width=\"320\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-R1f-XJAW28A\/UKD8U8XOm1I\/AAAAAAAABX0\/Jg0m3zINVG8\/s1600\/%21cid_12_1341660813%40web171404_mail_ir2_yahoo.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"248\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-R1f-XJAW28A\/UKD8U8XOm1I\/AAAAAAAABX0\/Jg0m3zINVG8\/s320\/%21cid_12_1341660813%40web171404_mail_ir2_yahoo.jpg?resize=320%2C248\" width=\"320\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Se\u00f1or Profesor, yo creo que la semana deber\u00eda empezar martes y convertir el d\u00eda lunes, en un d\u00eda de correcci\u00f3n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8888","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-javier-tola"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/javiertola.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8888","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/javiertola.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/javiertola.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/javiertola.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/javiertola.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8888"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/javiertola.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8888\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/javiertola.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8888"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/javiertola.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8888"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/javiertola.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8888"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}